If the Shoe Fits…

She loved the taste of pesto,
I kind of loved her dress though,
Much better when it came off,
Even though I had gone soft
In my heart…
So I know I had been smitten,
When I went to feed her kitten,
Wasn’t ready to drink the milk,
Rubbed the barely hairy silk
Of this cat…
She was filled with laughter,
Her cat always came after,
Any sounding of the drum,
I knew her cat would come
Running…
This girl was a born star,
Unravelled as a porn star,
Had lips that made smoothies,
And hips that made movies,
Privately shown…
One sad and fateful night,
Me and her cat had a fight,
I hurriedly took it to the vet,
Badly bruised, but barely wet,
In the rain…
Never again her pussy I’d touch,
Seems she loved that cat so much,
Damn cat tore through her clothes,
I’d cool it down with a long hose,
From the garden…
One day the crafty cat would lose,
Got crazy chewing on her shoes,
I thought it was a sin though,
Throwing the cat out the window,
On the ground floor…
Over time we crashed and burned,
I was the love and lover spurned,
Meat balls and seasoned rice,
Every cat carries a different price,
If the shoe fits…

Rodney S. O. Campbell ©

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Woman’s Way To My Heart

Everyday I’m working on the grind,
Got to know how to ease my mind,
Feel I’m in need of nurse attention,
Full view relieves the worse tension,
Six inch heels and tiny black dress,
Sensuous massage to ease stress,
Suit underneath only for birthdays,
Makes me horny in the worst ways,
Don’t need handcuffs or the whips,
Just use lips and your fingertips,
Listen up, forget about the bitching, Eating on a counter in the kitchen,
Sometimes no need to say a word,
Ain’t what’s said, but what’s heard,
Got a big band with a microphone,
Feel free to blow on my saxophone,
Prepare a menu of all that I want,
Convert your bed into a restaurant,
I’ll make sure you’re having fun too,
Got to be sure you come through,
Both knocked out and locked tight,
One more score before the sunlight,
These ain’t rules, just some advice,
A little magic can add some spice,
We’re together, not separate teams,
Trying to realise all of our dreams,
Focus on us, forget your friends,
What works for us sets the trends,
Slaving on a stove making meals?
That’s some other people’s ideals,
Scratch my stomach off your chart,
Seduction is the way to MY heart.

Rodney S. O. Campbell ©

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TIPS ON WHAT WOMEN WANT

Since Adam and Eve it’s so strange,
So I’m about to make a real change,
Men trying to know women and fail,
It’s so easy to understand a female,
All of my tips require skills or tools,
Spent a lifetime making these rules,
Take notes, I won’t write this again,
Now read carefully from one to ten,

Rule #1: Women need…ahhmm
Rule #2: Women love…hmmm
Rule #3: Women like…eeeem
Rule #4: Women want…damn
Rule #5: Women must have..
Rule #6: Women enjoy…oh hell
Rule #7: Women really are…
Rule #8: Women don’t like…
Rule #9: Women marry for…shit!
Rule #10: Women are…*crickets*

I’m done.

Rodney S. O. Campbell ©

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Lots Of Ugly Sides To Beauty

Some sights best seen in frames,
Faces best known without names,
Leading through veiled dark alleys,
Shadows of death alive in valleys,
I wouldn’t use my gun to shoot me,
Time clocked the beauty to suit me,
Glitter made her diamond and gold,
While watching all her wiles unfold,

Her perfect side was always seen,
Behind facades put on the screen,
Pictures painted shades of black,
Dejected walls can fade and crack,
Simply set in stone as a platonic,
Addiction to her became masonic,
Elegant crown and queen adorned,
Proudly confess I was forewarned,

Years of days chasing this dream,
Clogs of logs in eyes with a beam,
A better bind was truly hard to find,
Never blind while blowing my mind,
Made many men commit adultery,
Slutty, sleazy, unbelievably sultry,
Ordained and stained to be my wife,
Retrained and drained a former life,

An atomic bomb, so we had a blast,
Metered taxi with a checkered past,
I had frequent flier miles of my own,
Seen seeds swallowed I had sown,
She was hip built and born blessed,
All salutes wherever she undressed,
Loudly and proud to add her name,
Before now thought the very same,

Money can make many mares run,
But can’t buy your way out of bun,
Always claimed she had one type,
Cash made her drink from any pipe,
I’m so happy she’s got a “new boo”,
Staging the plays and playing true,
You truly see what makeup hides,
Some beauty has many ugly sides.

Well…I Have An App Fi Dat!

These days everything change,
All kinda things ah get rearrange,
Now people only talk through text,
Pregnancy online coming next?
The days of face to face gone,
A little Skype can help to get it on,
Ladies know internet love is a risk,
Many end up riding a floppy disk,
You want a good man in the sack?
Nuh worry, mi have an app fi dat,

Lifting weights and back jerk out?
Going gym everyday to work out?
Why not stay home and watch TV?
The fitness app is easy as 1-2-3,
App fi mek car and bus drive,
One to make feelings come alive,
Plan to reach Blue Mountain peak?
Want to gamble on a lucky streak?
Want it to snow when the sun hot?
Ok, mi have an app fi all ah dat,

An app for noisy and keep quiet,
There’s an app for the no meat diet,
An app to eat sweets night or day,
And one to turn straight into gay,
Another app for fashion and style,
One to rake up the money in a pile,
An app for a wow mansion on a hill,
Or to replace a birth control pill,
Something to make you slim or fat,
Well, mi have all di apps fi dat,

We need two things back to normal,
Dating and lyrics go back to formal,
Relationships ending via Facebook,
Instagram tricks how yuh face look,
Twitter mek we all talk the most,
Nuff live speech cyaa match a post,
I’m not against the modern ways,
Because I’m a man of modern days,
Anything you want no matter what,
Remember I have an app fi DAT!!

Looked At The Stars Lately?

Imagine how so many things go by,
Without taking a look at the sky,
Deep in love it seemed like duty,
To stare at stars in their beauty,
That moment you covered her eyes,
Oh, she was taken by sheer surprise,
Sitting in silence and only hearts heard,
Moments glistened without a word,

Guessing weather in a glance above,
Matching cosmic lines in an act of love,
No power home, you’re sitting outside,
He’s looking at you, his future bride,
Finest creation displays the glow,
Nature at night in a heavenly show,
Years ahead you both wonder where,
Time took love and made it disappear,

We forget the things that made us,
Making so many things evade us,
Scent of night life and crickets sing,
Greatest joy in the smallest thing,
Never forget what made you smile,
Or made you cry once in a while,
The works above at night are stately,
But have you looked at the stars lately?

I Remember Us….

I remember…
Singing the song, you played keys,
Talked bullshit shooting breeze,
I was the ease, your Mac and cheese,
We cooked in the bedroom,
I remember,

I remember…
Long drives away to nowhere real,
Moments they tried hard to steal,
I was your man, our lifelong plan,
We slept on the couch,
I remember,

I remember…
Our worlds becoming the same,
Then shame, the game, the blame,
I was the king, but you shared the ring,
We slept apart forever,
I remember,

I remember…
Seeing you for the last goodbye,
The last day of your greatest lie,
Forget the rest, you were the best,
I woke up alone to life today,
I remember,
I remember…us